my physics teacher's car says so

KRIS ALLEN FUCKING DM'D ME OMGOMGOMG

soapy_chk89 wrote in ontd_ai Aug 17, 2009 01:00

OKAY, I'LL SCREENCAP THIS IN A SEC.

MY TWEET: @KrisAllen4Real WON'T DM ME BECAUSE HE HATES ME. HE SCORNS ME EVERY TIME.

AND SO I WHINE FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES ON MY TWITTER LIKE AN INSUFFERABLE FANGIRL.

AND THEN GUESS WHAT?

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kris is mo fresh, no evidence of twitter being the devil, my physics teacher's car says so, krisallen4real+twitter=my otp, ...unless it's for minotaurs

Hello ONTD_AI

lemonjuiceyo wrote in ontd_ai Aug 14, 2009 18:55

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING ANNOYING!

That is all.

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AW, HERE IT GOES

pulaski_casimir wrote in ontd_ai Aug 08, 2009 21:05

WEEK OF

AUGUST

1-8, 2009

APPRECIATION

POST

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